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MerI Dukh BharI KahanI SunO

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MujhE PaTa hai..
Mera Dukh KoI Nahi Samjh sakta.
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Subah Ka Bhula Agar Shaam Ko
Ghar Wapis Aajaye..
To Usko Kya Kahoge?
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OYE....
Subah Se Kaha Tha..
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Raja 2 rani:-raja ne kaha rani se
Ham kya hai ye tum nahi janti.

Nokar 2 raja:-tabhi piche se aavaj aayi ki
Ye kya item hai
Ye tum nahi jante.
Vah vah vah vah.
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Kyu Dil aapko dekhna chahta hai...?
Kyu Dil aapki baat karta hai...?
Kyu Dil aapko pasand karta hai...?
Kyu Dil aapko yaad karta hai...?
Kyuki Dil to bachcha hai ji
Aur
Bachchon ko cartoon pasand hote hain..
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Teacher Class Mein Bachho Se Puchti Hai.
Teacher: Beta Batao Ki Fast,
Faster, Fastest Forms Ko
Hindi Mein Kaise Kahenge?
Pappu: Bhaag, Taiz Bhaag......
Bhaag Teri Maa Ki.
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Phone k rishte B Ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar B Log garib hote hai
Khud to msg krte nhi hai,
Muft k msg padhne k kitne shauqin hote h.?
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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
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A lady broke the traffic signal.
Police : Stop!!
Lady :Plz let me go.I'm a teacher.
Police : Aah,
I've waited for this moment all my life.
Now write.
'I'll never break signal' 1000 times.. :P
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UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:""Do u hv a bf?""
SHE:""Yes! Who r u?""
HE:""Tera bhai..
Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!""
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE""Do u hv a bf?""
SHE-""Oh no no! Who r u?""
HE-""I m ur bf..
Cheat u broke my heart!""
SHE-""Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!""
HE-""Tera bhai hi hu kamini....
Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!""
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God ne aapki ungli ke
Beech mein jagah kyon di.
Kyonki
Aapki life mein koi aaye...
Aapka haat pakde aur kahe...
""Le cigreate pee,,
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High class insult:-
Teacher-""Tum class me 30 min. let aaye ho??""
Student - ""Sir mai aapki class ke liye late nahi,
Next class ke liye jaldi aaya hu"".
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Masterji :- Agar sache dil se
God se prathna ki jaye
To woh puri hoti hai.
Ladka :- Rehne do sir
Agar aisa hota to
Aaj aap mere sir nahi,
""SASUR"" hote...
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Kal raat kutta bhonk raha thaa
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Haan Haan bilkul Aise he..!

('.')
<( )> tum hi
_//_ the kya!.
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Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se
Itni nafrat kyun karti hai.
Sohan: Kyun ki isko peene ke baad
Unke chuhe jaise pati
Shero jaisa bartaav karne lagte hai.
Ha ha ha
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Damad ji Pehli Bar Sasural Gaye..
Gaon walo se pucha
Yahan Koi Enjoy Karne Wali Cheez Hai Kya?
Gaon wale Bole: Nahi babu 1 thi,
Wo v aap le gaye..:
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Wife: Oji sunte ho,
Ghar me namak khatam ho gaya hai,
Ab mai kya dalu?
Husband; teri dimag to hai hi nehi,
Naya ""Colgate active salt dal de
Usme namak hai.""
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MuNNA Bhai;
Agar maa ko english me
Mom khete he to maa ki
Badi behen aur choti behen ko kya bolenge?
Circuit; Simple hai bhai
Maximom & minimom.
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Difference of Nature :
Two girlz wearing same T-Shirt
Response-""Kamini COPIED MY STYLE""
2 boyz wearing same T-Shirt,Response:
""O Mera Bhai"";-)
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Height Of Torture.

Bf:i Am Very Tensed Today,
Mood Kharab H,sir Bhi Dukh Raha H.
Gf:hmmmmm...
Accha Wo Sab Chodo,ye Dekho!!
Mera Naya Purse..:)
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Wife:Tumari yaad me main
15 din me aadhi ho gayi hoon,
Mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
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Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao.
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Alwys keep ur lover's pictur in ur mobil,
U knw y?
Wnevr u face any problm
Jst c dat pictur & say
""If i cn handle dis
I cn handle anything"";)
MIND IT ALL LOVEBLE 1.
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Teacher_ladke or ladki me kya frk h...
Stdent_ladki ek saal me ek hi br ma bn skti h.
Bt ladka ek saal me
Kitne b bacho ka papa bn skta...
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Pathan Ped Pe Chadha Toh Bandar Puchata Hai.
Bandar: ""Upar Kyun Aaye Ho?""
Pathan: ""Amrood Khane""
Bandar Hairan Hokar:
Par Yeh TohAaam Ka Ped Hai,
Pathan Muskurate Hue:
Main Amrood Saath Laya Hoon Na.
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Engineers rock:
Teacher2student:
Naade ko english main kya kehte hain
Student: P.H.D.
Teacher: what
Student: pajama holding device.
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Dimaag test karne k 2 tarike...
Apna sir cow k muh k paas kariye.
Agar cow door jaye to samjhiye ki Gobar h.
Aur,
Agar paas aaye to samjhiye k bhusa h.


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Meharban Kadardan Dekhiye
Mere SMS Ka Kamal Ghanti Bajegi
Bandarya aayege Mobile Uthayege
SMS Padhega Aur Muskurayege
Ab Forward Kar Ke Hoshiyari Dikhayege.
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Husband:-Darling,
Tum mujhe EK jagah Se
Bahut acchi lagti ho.
Wife sharmate hue boli:-
Kahan se.....??
Husband-Doooooooooooo
OooooooooooooooooR se..
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Admi 1- Ped ke upar ulta Lattka Hua tha,
Admi 2- Tu ped par kyo Latka he,
Admi 1- Sar Dard kiGoli khahi thi
Kahi pet Me na Chali Jaye.
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Ek akalmand insaan ne bewkuf se puchha...
Saari Duniya Tumhe Bewkuf Kyon Kehti Hai?
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Niche kya dekh rahe ho jawab do..
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Darna hai to Fear files dekho.
Rona hai to Balika vadhu dekho.
Nachna hai to Dance india dance dekho.
Aur Hasna hai to
Shisha dekho, Kasam se haste-2 pagal ho jaoge.
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